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blastijass by broblaster January 9, 2009
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blastissimo
I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo
blastissimo by BassClarinetsGiveYouLife2016 October 29, 2015
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Blastissimo
Blastissimo by Jimi freaking Hendrix September 24, 2018
Blastissimo
Music that is so loud the quality decreases. A term used by acoustic musicians for when the volume of music is so great the actual sound is distorted as a result. This is similar to how screaming isn't just louder than speaking, but also raspier. Blastissimo doesn't have a set decibel level, nor is it defined by audience preference, but defined by the ability of musician and instrument to produce melodious sounds.
Play it louder
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Louder!
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I SAID LOUDER!
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JUST FORGET ABOUT PLAYING IT RIGHT AND PLAY IT AT BLASTISSIMO!
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Louder!
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I SAID LOUDER!
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JUST FORGET ABOUT PLAYING IT RIGHT AND PLAY IT AT BLASTISSIMO!
Blastissimo by rxg8er April 26, 2020
Blastassination
Utter annihilation of a woman's rectum, superseded by a liberal amount of semen ejaculated upon the woman's gluteus maximus.
Last night, Mr. Chocolate Shakes committed a blastassination in downtown Detroit. Police deemed the scene highly fornicated.
Blastassination by MrChocolateShakes January 19, 2012
Blastassem
Pronounced:Blast-Ass-Em
Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event
Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"
Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event
Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"
Blastassem by 2digits December 8, 2011
Blastassem
Pronounced:Blast-Ass-Em
Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event
Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"
Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event
Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"
Blastassem by 2digits December 9, 2011
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