Beastious 

something that is better than being beast , if something is beast it is awesome eg that was a beast game of hide and seek so if something is beastious it was the best thing ever

"Man that jump was beastious it was so big" - if used in context that involves a big jump :L but can be used for anything amazing

Beastious by Seph the Ninja September 25, 2011

beastos 

uncomprehendingly beast to an extreme level

Hey Jack! Did you see Marko's new kicks? They are totally beastos!

beastos by beastosman August 20, 2017

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Beastitude 

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.

Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.

Beastitude by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

Trentonious Beardious Maximus by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

Beautimous 

Beautiful & Fabulous at the same time. As to describe an object.

Her dress is beautimous.

Beautimous by Donna Lou September 14, 2005

Beatimus Maximus 

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.

"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

Beatimus Maximus by marmarthe2nd July 21, 2006