blahphemy

claiming to do something better than chuck norris or vin diesel

- "With all my intense training, soon my kick will be stronger than Chuck Norris'es"
- "Blahphemy!"

blahphemy by tormentor December 7, 2006

Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

Slanderous Blasphemy by The Chenneth February 7, 2019

Blasphemous 

Disrespectful of sacred things: expressing or involving disrespect for God or sacred things.

Basicly it's just offending people by saying things about their regilious beliefs.

What he said was blasphemous; he said that Jesus was a lying fraud.

Blasphemous by Jafje June 29, 2007

Blasphemous archer 

Blasphemous archer, or Blasphemous Archers, are Archers that are Blasphemous to an official religion, or Neo Nickisism to be more specific. They are Blasphemous in the sense that they show minimum respect to the religious figureheads or the major god of that religion. They also tend to wield fine aims.

1. In the prospect of meeting a Blasphemous Archer, please report him to your nearest law enforcers, to have his bow liberated from his vincinity
2. So far, the followers of Neo Nickism has captured and neutralize up to 100 Blasphemous Archers.

Blasphemous archer by Not Garfield Qiu November 11, 2021

Blasphemy Slap 

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

Blasphemy Slap by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

blasphemy

Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

blasphemy by Kraizk July 31, 2006

Blaspheming

To say the lords name in vain

A conversation wich involves blaspheming
Mel:For gods sake grace your so dumb!!!!!
Grace: Bloody hell

Blaspheming by Mell :) June 9, 2009