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Fat personified. The state of being beyond obese.

The most concentrated fat in existence.
Although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.
Blarpo by Peter Joseph Cryns January 30, 2009
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blarping 

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
blarping by kevinbeal December 14, 2015
(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.

2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.

3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.

4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."

2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
blarp by pipesmcgavin June 20, 2010

Blarphing 

When your getting a blow job and you get so relaxed that you accidentally fart in her mouth.
Dude she was giving me such good head I kept Blarphing in her mouth.
Blarphing by HonkeyDonkeyDoo May 22, 2017
Slang for "Black People" as a counter to "Wypipo" which is slang for "White People" (of which is allowed).
Blahpipo hate Wypipo and kill them fo fun!
Blahpipo by Chip Lewis January 23, 2020
A sound of disgust. The actual sound that you make when you die.
"You know what? I fucking thought that my herpes had cleared up! BLARH!"
blarh! by Xander November 26, 2003