Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.

I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

Nickel Wide

When your urine is so built up that it opens your pee hole to the point it hurts when released.

Dude... My piss was Nickel Wide!
That's how bad I had to go.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo August 9, 2018

Meat Gum

The final stages of a Slim Jim.

Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo October 2, 2019

Garden Hoe

Vegan Slut!

That girl is too skinny!
Bet she one of them Garden Hoe's that don't eat Meat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo November 2, 2019

Milk pistol

A man's penis.

Billy: I have a gun, do you want to see it?
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo March 13, 2018

Blarphing

When your getting a blow job and you get so relaxed that you accidentally fart in her mouth.

Dude she was giving me such good head I kept Blarphing in her mouth.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo May 22, 2017

Sweat Lightning

The salt residue that remains on the shirt when it dries. And resembles the Metallica album "Ride The Lightning"

My effort is measured by the "sweat lightning" on my shirt.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo July 18, 2023