Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018

Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.

I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 10, 2021

Text insecurities

When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.

I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.

Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 10, 2021

Nickel Wide

When your urine is so built up that it opens your pee hole to the point it hurts when released.

Dude... My piss was Nickel Wide!
That's how bad I had to go.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo August 09, 2018

Meat Gum

The final stages of a Slim Jim.

Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo October 03, 2019

Sweat Lightning

The salt residue that remains on the shirt when it dries. And resembles the Metallica album "Ride The Lightning"

My effort is measured by the "sweat lightning" on my shirt.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo July 19, 2023

Blarphing

When your getting a blow job and you get so relaxed that you accidentally fart in her mouth.

Dude she was giving me such good head I kept Blarphing in her mouth.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo May 22, 2017