Definitions by HonkeyDonkeyDoo

Sweat Lightning 

The salt residue that remains on the shirt when it dries. And resembles the Metallica album "Ride The Lightning"

My effort is measured by the "sweat lightning" on my shirt.

Sweat Lightning by HonkeyDonkeyDoo July 18, 2023

Text insecurities 

When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.

I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.

Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!

Text insecurities by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

Text insecurity 

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.

I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!

Text insecurity by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

Garden Hoe 

Vegan Slut!

That girl is too skinny!
Bet she one of them Garden Hoe's that don't eat Meat.

Garden Hoe by HonkeyDonkeyDoo November 2, 2019

Meat Gum 

The final stages of a Slim Jim.

Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.

Meat Gum by HonkeyDonkeyDoo October 2, 2019

Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

Snarf by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018

Nickel Wide 

When your urine is so built up that it opens your pee hole to the point it hurts when released.

Dude... My piss was Nickel Wide!
That's how bad I had to go.

Nickel Wide by HonkeyDonkeyDoo August 9, 2018