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blarp

(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.

2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.

3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.

4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."

2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
by pipesmcgavin June 20, 2010
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