Blansy 

The Gazda, Boss, or simply a person of GREAT Importance & Extreme Coolness

person; I wish I was like Blansy, then I would own at every thing

Blansy by TheGazda December 6, 2012

Blaneysexual 

Straight but gay for Ryan Blaney

I was minding my own business then I saw Ryan Blaney on TV. At that moment I knew I was Blaneysexual

Blaneysexual by yeet_27j June 16, 2020

blanky 

security blanket. Imparts the power of invisibility. Also impervious to vampire attack. The blanket can be worn up to the neck and still give complete protection, due to a forcefield that projects up over the head. Helps you sleep.
Also the name of a member of the superhero team, the Flangetastic Four.

" I wish we werent camping on this old indian burial ground."
" Im not worried, I brought my blanky"

blanky by dr live March 14, 2008

blanky mcblanksalot 

A generic term used to describe one who engages in a particular habitual behavior. Fill in the "blank"s with whichever behavior fits the individual in question.

Blanky McBlanksalot sure loves to BLANK.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.

blanky mcblanksalot by Joey Headset March 7, 2008

blandy salad 

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.

My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after

blandy salad by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015

blantyre 

Blantyre is a city in the southern part of Malawi. It is the commercial capital and largest city in Malawi, with a population of 658,037 in 2006. As opposed to the capital city, Lilongwe, Blantyre is very noisy and not too safe, although security has been tightened as of late. Being the economic powerhouse of the country, Blantyre has more job opportunities than in Lilongwe and most businesses are headquartered in Blantyre. Some of the notable companies are Carlsberg, Limbe Leaf, Unilever, Illovo, Colgate-Palmolive and many more.

The Malawi Broadcasting Corporation (MBC), the country's state broadcaster and the provider of Malawi's only local television channel, has it's headquarters in Blantyre. The most watched sport in the country and in Blantyre is football (soccer), and the country's largest stadium, the Kamuzu Stadium (50,000 capacity) is in Blantyre.

Blantyre is home to the two most famous and successful football teams in Malawi, Big Bullets and MTL Wanderers. Big Bullets have won the title a record 11 times, while their arch rival MTL Wanderers have won it 5 times.

Blantyre, after the 'street clean-up' was done, was once again a clean city. The clean-up was a government led program to get rid of all street vendors and street crawlers for a safer and cleaner environment. Now the city streets are not so crowded with vendors on the side of the road, and major road developments have taken place to solidify Blantyre as the economic powerhouse. As a result of the many re-developments, many outside companies are settling in Blantyre seeing major potential in the city.

For the tourists, Blantyre is the center of tourism. The city has it's own attractions, such as the museum and the 4 mini mountains surrounding the city. But the main reason for being the center of tourism is it's closeness to the country's leading tourists spots, such as the Mulanje mountain which is a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, then theres the Zomba plateau which is also a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, and finally the Lake, which is a further 2-3 hours drive.

Ey yo man i wana go to Zomba next week.
-ok then, where u gonna chill till then
i dunno man, i want a place where i can have fun on weekends and just smell the sweet smell of motor fumes.
-haha Blantyre's for you man, big city life.

blantyre by afro man 101 September 14, 2007

blanny 

a black nanny, especially one from the Caribbean islands

Tom, the CEO, recently hired a new blanny to care for his children while he and his wife are at work.

blanny by nojoke718 August 13, 2009