Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?
Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.
Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.
by Killerfatmonkey October 6, 2010
Get the Blanket Pig mug.Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
by _pa.r.is_ April 3, 2017
Get the Blanket pig mug.To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.
Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.
by KeepItTidy February 12, 2008
Get the pig in blanket mug.by AlehouseMaximum January 20, 2008
Get the Pig in blanket mug.1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.
by A. Hick September 7, 2008
Get the pig in a blanket mug.A game in which a circle of men hold a blanket between them at stomach height, and one woman (the "pig") crawls on the floor under the blanket, and is hidden from view. The men have all removed their pants, and the woman moves from one to the other performing fellatio at random times. If one of the men correctly identifies another while he is receiving fellatio, then that other man is ejected from the game. A man is also be ejected if he incorrectly claims that another is being fellated. This continues until there is one man left standing.
by filthyboss August 23, 2006
Get the pig under the blanket mug.1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll
1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!
2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!
3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket
2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!
3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket
by Martin March 16, 2005
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