Blakey wakey
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wakey bakey
wakey bakey by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey
Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey
A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018
Wakey wakey cheese and bakey
Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.
Wakey wakey cheese and bakey by Terry Bad Ice September 29, 2017
Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey
what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz
Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey by similationavragation November 30, 2010
Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!
I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.
Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey! by Renee11 September 19, 2009
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