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Blaidd is a character in the videogame Elden Ring. He is a hot ass werewolf that even non-furries would probably smash if given the chance tbh
David: Bro hear me out about Blaidd🤤🤤
Alex: Ayo???
Blaidd by stan loona <33 March 8, 2023
The trusty companion to Ranni the Witch and handsome half-wolf from the world of Elden Ring, voiced by Scott Arthur, said to put any 52-Hertz Whale Pillow Princess and Silk Moth deity in a state of intense, feral lust with just a single glance.
Bao the Whale on Twitter: "I WANT BLAIDD TO BREED ME I WANT HIS PUPPIES PLEASE I WANT THE LEASH I WANT THE COLLAR I'M DROOLING WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK"

Sanagi Yuzu on Twitter: "Chat sent me a cameo of Blaidd and I've literally never ovulated the most before and I've never felt so fertile and breedable in my life. Have my children Blaidd I'm literally on my knees begging for just a crumb of your seed. Please I'll bark for you and yiff #KnotLikeThis"
Blaidd by Steveluvscows January 23, 2024

Bladderful 

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!
Bladderful by JBennett February 14, 2009

Shy Bladder 

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.
Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.
Shy Bladder by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.
Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.
teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017
To get blaid is to get both blazed (high) and laid at the same time.
I wanted to get blaid real bad, so I rolled up a blunt and called over Susie Q.
blaid by BAGbc September 2, 2013