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Blaidd is a character in the videogame Elden Ring. He is a hot ass werewolf that even non-furries would probably smash if given the chance tbh
David: Bro hear me out about Blaidd🤤🤤
Alex: Ayo???
Blaidd by stan loona <33 March 8, 2023
The trusty companion to Ranni the Witch and handsome half-wolf from the world of Elden Ring, voiced by Scott Arthur, said to put any 52-Hertz Whale Pillow Princess and Silk Moth deity in a state of intense, feral lust with just a single glance.
Bao the Whale on Twitter: "I WANT BLAIDD TO BREED ME I WANT HIS PUPPIES PLEASE I WANT THE LEASH I WANT THE COLLAR I'M DROOLING WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK"

Sanagi Yuzu on Twitter: "Chat sent me a cameo of Blaidd and I've literally never ovulated the most before and I've never felt so fertile and breedable in my life. Have my children Blaidd I'm literally on my knees begging for just a crumb of your seed. Please I'll bark for you and yiff #KnotLikeThis"
Blaidd by Steveluvscows January 23, 2024

Bladderful 

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!
Bladderful by JBennett February 14, 2009

Shy Bladder 

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.
Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.
Shy Bladder by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.
Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.
teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017
To get blaid is to get both blazed (high) and laid at the same time.
I wanted to get blaid real bad, so I rolled up a blunt and called over Susie Q.
blaid by BAGbc September 2, 2013
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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