The trusty companion to Ranni the Witch and handsome half-wolf from the world of Elden Ring, voiced by Scott Arthur, said to put any 52-Hertz Whale Pillow Princess and Silk Moth deity in a state of intense, feral lust with just a single glance.

Bao the Whale on Twitter: "I WANT BLAIDD TO BREED ME I WANT HIS PUPPIES PLEASE I WANT THE LEASH I WANT THE COLLAR I'M DROOLING WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK"

Sanagi Yuzu on Twitter: "Chat sent me a cameo of Blaidd and I've literally never ovulated the most before and I've never felt so fertile and breedable in my life. Have my children Blaidd I'm literally on my knees begging for just a crumb of your seed. Please I'll bark for you and yiff #KnotLikeThis"

Blaidd by Steveluvscows January 23, 2024

Bladderful

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

Bladderful by JBennett February 14, 2009

Shy Bladder

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.

Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.

Shy Bladder by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009

teacher bladder

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.

Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.

teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017

blaid

To get blaid is to get both blazed (high) and laid at the same time.

I wanted to get blaid real bad, so I rolled up a blunt and called over Susie Q.

blaid by BAGbc September 2, 2013

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026