blaidd

Blaidd has big biceps

Pass us the angle grinder Blaidd

by Pulse Voltage April 1, 2021

Blaidd

Blaidd is a character in the videogame Elden Ring. He is a hot ass werewolf that even non-furries would probably smash if given the chance tbh

David: Bro hear me out about Blaidd🤤🤤
Alex: Ayo???

by stan loona <33 March 8, 2023

Blaidd

The trusty companion to Ranni the Witch and handsome half-wolf from the world of Elden Ring, voiced by Scott Arthur, said to put any 52-Hertz Whale Pillow Princess and Silk Moth deity in a state of intense, feral lust with just a single glance.

Bao the Whale on Twitter: "I WANT BLAIDD TO BREED ME I WANT HIS PUPPIES PLEASE I WANT THE LEASH I WANT THE COLLAR I'M DROOLING WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK"

Sanagi Yuzu on Twitter: "Chat sent me a cameo of Blaidd and I've literally never ovulated the most before and I've never felt so fertile and breedable in my life. Have my children Blaidd I'm literally on my knees begging for just a crumb of your seed. Please I'll bark for you and yiff #KnotLikeThis"

by Steveluvscows January 23, 2024

Bladderful

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

by JBennett February 14, 2009

Shy Bladder

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.

Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.

by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009

teacher bladder

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.

Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.

by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017

blaid

To get blaid is to get both blazed (high) and laid at the same time.

I wanted to get blaid real bad, so I rolled up a blunt and called over Susie Q.

by BAGbc September 2, 2013