Blahs

Cane define as random talk,bullcrap talk or a corny talk of any persons in any chatting rooms.

Person 1: Man, i love YTP..they're so funny,hey did you know that..
Person 2:Ugh,you fucking talking about blahs again..

by Lolskie September 27, 2009

Coke Blahs

The uncomfortable state of discomfort and anxiety the day following a massive, massive fucking cocaine binge. It is impossible to be productive and to feel any pleasure.

Wendy did some rails off Bob's cock last night. She now has the coke blahs.

by ChinaWhite June 1, 2010

The Blahs

(n.) depression

Timmy came down with a bad case of the blahs.

by Ashabeth December 16, 2008

Jason Blaha

A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."

While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.

Wow, Jason Blaha is sure getting fat!

by Inner City Fitness September 20, 2016

blah-ke

V. To commit to an event and back out the very last literal minute

V. To drive his truck and back into someone else's

Adj. Fashionably 30 minutes late

I'm blah-ke'ing out tonight
I blah-ke'd your car
I will be blah-ke to the meeting

by Mbs jay January 24, 2017

Blahaj

A shark plushie made out of pure love found in IKEA, meaning "blue shark". Comes in two huggable sizes.

Blahaj is love, Blahaj is life. Praised be the Blahajar.

by Poatto October 18, 2022

Bahshacaka

The 'art' of mixing random sorts of food to make an unexpected or unplanned meal. Usually around lunch or dinner and CANNOT be microwaved and is often questioned.

Daniel: Man, whats for dinner?
Leo: I don't know? Mani didn't plan to cook so she's is in the kitchen whipping up Bahshacaka.
Daniel: Ew...

by Stone/Rocke November 26, 2010