Blaggo 

(blä•go)
A Spanish translation of the Irish name Blake. Although the translation is widely accepted among modern linguists, the name Blake usually retains its phonetic spelling in most languages to preserve inerrancy.

Blaggo rode his motorcycle to the market.

Blaggo by Modern Linguists of America December 11, 2007

Shat Baggot 

The 'B' is representative of someone being a bag and the rest a faggot, implied the bag being useless and empty on the inside.

'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'

The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.

Some Rison guy: Cheseley, You're a tool and an annoying nonsense to everyone around you, shat baggot.

Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)

Shat Baggot by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 April 10, 2017

bloggoo

(alternate spelling for blogoo)

grey goo search results consisting mostly of blog links that have nothing to do with the topic you're interested in

what's worse is when the link is to some blog that links to some other blog, and only came up in the search results because it has your search topic as a meaningless buzz word or the name of some blogger

example: you want to find information on herpes, and some blog wonk has the name Herpes, so the first 200 search results are links to _other_ peoples' blogs that point to Herpes' blogs, and are of the form: "on April 20, Herpes commented on Britney's breakup with Justin", or "Herpes said in his blog yesterday he's gonna vote for Obama"

yuck! i got bloggoo all over my fingers!

bloggoo by dsimms April 21, 2008

Blagojeviched 

Adj.: To be so intoxicated as to consider selling the senate seat of the president-elect.

Kevin was so Blagojeviched last night, he went nuts and smashed two windows.

Dan: "Anna had twelve Gin and Tonics."
Steve: "Anna, are you Blagojeviched?"

"Dude, I was so fucking Blagojeviched last night that I was up until 5 AM shuking my guts out on the bathroom floor."

Blagojeviched by Russian Steve. August 23, 2011

blagojevich 

Awe-inspiringly clueless gall or chutzpah. An action or utterance that appears to come from an outrageous ego coupled with a breathtaking sense of entitlement combined with complete lack of awareness.

People can show chutzpah consciously. People can "have the nerve" to do something while knowing they're taking a chance. But to show *real* blagojevich, someone almost has to have the blindly arrogant self-confidence that comes from really believing they're right, and having no clue that they might be mistaken.

The canonical example is former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, who was arrested and impeached after recordings of him were made public, in which he discussed his desire to get money, jobs, or other favors in exchange for appointing someone to a vacant Senate seat, and angrily swore at those who expected him to "give away" the appointment for nothing.

Despite this, he had the blagojevich to compare himself to Ghandi, his arrest to Pearl Harbor, and to say that it was "an honor to fall on principle on behalf of the people."

..........

Not only did he never tell me that he'd tested positive before we had sex... but now he's suing me for harassment telling other people about it!

Wow, the blagojevich of that man!

blagojevich by my name is Cos February 2, 2009

blagger 

Someone who could sell ice to the eskimos

That car salesman is right fucking blagger

blagger by Gamberro December 25, 2003

Blaggae 

A gae version of AbdulGae. Most Gae individual on earth

Blaggae is so gae. James Charles is equal to blaggae

Blaggae by Blaggae January 29, 2021