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Blackboids 

Hemorrhoids one gets from spending time on the toilet doing emails and text messaging on their Blackberry.
Sir, do you recently get a Blackberry? Yes? In that case you have developed a case of Blackboids.
Blackboids by victrolaman October 15, 2008
Words you can keep

blackbodian 

Someone mixed with black and Cambodian, only.
I'm blackbodian, foo!
blackbodian by krystal...! June 28, 2007

blackoid 

Person 1: hey how are my chains?

Person 2: shut the fuck up you blackoid
blackoid by JPCHZ October 10, 2019

blackbody 

A person who sucks the social life out of a social interaction.

Etymology: From physics, where a blackbody is a solid from which no radiation reflects or escapes, black holes are the most familiar example. From optics, commonly implemented as a black velvet lined box with a small window, from which no projected light escapes. Conceptually similar to heatsink (thermodynamics) and ground (electronics). Coined in early 1980s by Cindy and Jaime.

Synonym: Emotional Vampire, coined by Andrzej
Your party was happenin' until that blackbody Jonathan showed up.
blackbody by JaimeG July 21, 2007

blackbridge 

Blackbridge is a verb that defines when two African American males but their penis' on top of your head to make a "blackbridge"
I love when guys blackbridge me!
blackbridge by Biz62 February 26, 2014

Blackbode 

The most handsome piece of shit you'll ever come by. Most likely has a dick twelve inches or longer and will pound your sister on Saturdays, because he's busy praying in church on Saturdays. Probably ripped as shit and will with guarantee make you more wet than the Niagara falls. Domestic masculinity-monster on testosterone, will make you crawl into a corner like the inferior rat you are.
Oh no it's Blackbode, now I'll need new pants.
Blackbode by Uncle Tismo November 9, 2020

Blackbohnster 

Mast0r of teh Sch4bl0ne, h3 is teh 1337!!!!111oneoneeleven
Blackbohnster sucks :-)
Blackbohnster by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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