Blackboids

Hemorrhoids one gets from spending time on the toilet doing emails and text messaging on their Blackberry.

Sir, do you recently get a Blackberry? Yes? In that case you have developed a case of Blackboids.

by victrolaman October 15, 2008

blackbodian

Someone mixed with black and Cambodian, only.

I'm blackbodian, foo!

by krystal...! June 28, 2007

blackoid

Nigga wannabe/Borderline nigger

Person 1: hey how are my chains?

Person 2: shut the fuck up you blackoid

by JPCHZ October 10, 2019

blackbody

A person who sucks the social life out of a social interaction.

Etymology: From physics, where a blackbody is a solid from which no radiation reflects or escapes, black holes are the most familiar example. From optics, commonly implemented as a black velvet lined box with a small window, from which no projected light escapes. Conceptually similar to heatsink (thermodynamics) and ground (electronics). Coined in early 1980s by Cindy and Jaime.

Synonym: Emotional Vampire, coined by Andrzej

Your party was happenin' until that blackbody Jonathan showed up.

by JaimeG July 21, 2007

blackbridge

Blackbridge is a verb that defines when two African American males but their penis' on top of your head to make a "blackbridge"

I love when guys blackbridge me!

by Biz62 February 26, 2014

Blackbode

The most handsome piece of shit you'll ever come by. Most likely has a dick twelve inches or longer and will pound your sister on Saturdays, because he's busy praying in church on Saturdays. Probably ripped as shit and will with guarantee make you more wet than the Niagara falls. Domestic masculinity-monster on testosterone, will make you crawl into a corner like the inferior rat you are.

Oh no it's Blackbode, now I'll need new pants.

by Uncle Tismo November 9, 2020

Blackbohnster

Mast0r of teh Sch4bl0ne, h3 is teh 1337!!!!111oneoneeleven

Blackbohnster sucks :-)

by Anonymous July 23, 2003