blackbody

A person who sucks the social life out of a social interaction.

Etymology: From physics, where a blackbody is a solid from which no radiation reflects or escapes, black holes are the most familiar example. From optics, commonly implemented as a black velvet lined box with a small window, from which no projected light escapes. Conceptually similar to heatsink (thermodynamics) and ground (electronics). Coined in early 1980s by Cindy and Jaime.

Synonym: Emotional Vampire, coined by Andrzej

Your party was happenin' until that blackbody Jonathan showed up.

by JaimeG July 21, 2007

blackbodied

The action of jumping an individual, who more than likely deserves it.

Dam! They fucking blackbodied that jackboy at that party

by Datdudeel December 09, 2016