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Chicago Blackhawks 

Used to be the worst NHL franchise, but is now one of the best. Led by Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews.
The Chicago Blackhawks are the 2010 Stanley Cup Champs!

Chicago Blackhawks 

The best sports team ever. Won 5 Stanley Cups, most recently in 2013, winning the series 4-2 against the Boston Bruins. Unlike the Vancouver Canucks, the Blackhawks actually get somewhere. Also one of the Original 6 teams, along with the Boston Bruins, Detroit Red Wings, Montréal Canadiens, New York Rangers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Goalies are Corey Crawford and Nikolai Khabibulin. To recap, I said it once and I'll say it again...the Blackhawks are the BEST SPORTS TEAM EVER!!!
Guy 1: "Hey, did you watch that Canucks game last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck, no! I watched the Chicago Blackhawks game because they're awesome."
Guy 1: "Maybe you're right. The Canucks did lose to the Dallas Stars 9-1 last night."
Guy 2: "FUCK YEA!!!"
Chicago Blackhawks by Yoshibowser29 November 27, 2013

Chicago Blackhawks 

Easily the best team in the NHL right now. Playing with an excellent mix of youth and veteran talent, and quite possibly 7 Olympians. Led by Jonathon Toews, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane, Marian Hossa, and Cristobal Huet. Both Huet and our backup goalie, Niemi, are amazing and have over 4 shut outs each. The Hawks are the pest points per game team right now, and would be atop the NHL standings if they had played as many games as the current leaders, the San Jose Sharks and New Jersey Devils. However, the Hawks have already beaten the Sharks this year, and are currently denominating the Devils. The Hawks fell last year in the Western Conference Finals to that scumbag, piece of shit team from Detroit, enacting revenge this year by shutting out the Wings twice and completely denominating them.
The Chicago Blackhawks are the best team in the NHL.

You: "Dude, did you watch the Hawks denominate the Red Wings last night?"
Dude: "Yeah, the Wings suck dick broseff".
You: "Word to big bird".
Chicago Blackhawks by Stark24 December 31, 2009

Chicago Blackhawks 

One of the original six hockey teams and the team who got the short end of the stick during that period. For almost 50 years they haven't won a cup. In 2009-2010 season however they did. Now they are a good, honest team (unlike the Red Wings) with some youth like Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews leading the way. Unfortunately the Blackhawks will not be winning another cup anytime soon.

The Chicago Bears suck by the way.
Hockey fan: The Chicago Blackhawks finally got another, good for them! To bad the Bears are shitty.
Chicago Blackhawks by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Chicago Blackhawks 

NHL team w/ like 5 championships, but none sine the '60s; throught the '90s, only had 3 playoff berths, despite spending a lot of money;
The Blackhawks lost in the 1st round in '02.
Chicago Blackhawks by 0000 October 20, 2003

chicago blackhawks 

Technically an NHL hockey team. Also part of the original six. Actually the Blackhawks play some of the worst hockey in the league. They have only clinched a playoff spot once in the last eight years. Honestly, they're so embarassing that half of Chicago prefers to pretend the team does not exist. Their last Stanley Cup goes back to 1961. It's hard to imagine this team getting good again. What makes a lot of people feel sad for this team is obviously the fact that they're part of the original six.
The Chicago Blackhawks have the worst power play in the NHL. A season of 25 wins qualifies as a decent season for them. The Detroit Red Wings really like playing against the Hawks. Free points are always nice.
chicago blackhawks by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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