bloodredrage's definitions

Columbus Bluejackets

An expansion team in the NHL, entered in 2000. Have sucked since the beginning. One of the worst things about the NHL.

Ohio resident: Columbus Bluejackets? What the hell is that?
Hockey fan: A shitty expansion team no one cares about.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

San Jose Sharks

Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.

Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Pittsburgh Penguins

A Hockey team that was awesome while Mario Lemieux played for them. Now they have Sidney Crosby who while a good player has the NHL and a bunch of new hockey faggots all over his dick. Even without Sidney Crosby the Penguins are a good, young team.

Simply put they are over shadowed as a whole by that wanker Crosby.

Hockey fan: Hey, you like the Pittsburgh Penguins?

Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!

Hockey fan: Yeah, but what about the other players? Like Evgeni Malkin?

Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!

Hockey fan: You're a faggot.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Philadelphia Flyers

A solid hockey team that plays dirty. Which is why that faggot Chris Pronger fits right in.

Hockey fan: Philadelphia Flyers are some dirty mofos.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Detroit Red Wings

One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:

1. People from Michigan

2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.

Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Chicago Blackhawks

One of the original six hockey teams and the team who got the short end of the stick during that period. For almost 50 years they haven't won a cup. In 2009-2010 season however they did. Now they are a good, honest team (unlike the Red Wings) with some youth like Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews leading the way. Unfortunately the Blackhawks will not be winning another cup anytime soon.

The Chicago Bears suck by the way.

Hockey fan: The Chicago Blackhawks finally got another, good for them! To bad the Bears are shitty.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Dallas Stars

A good team. Nobody really likes Dallas though, outside of Texas. They have terrible fans and located in one of the worst states in America.

Hockey fan: Shame the Dallas Stars are in Texas, otherwise I might like them. Wonder if George W. Bush is a Dallas Stars fan...

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011