Black fred
Black fred by BigDongLiamDog May 21, 2020
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Black & White Fred
A person who sees the world as only "black and white", with no gray areas. This person sees everything in terms of Yes/No, Right/Wrong, On/Off.... Black/White.
Sometimes associated with a Police Officer personality... Specifically, a Virginia State Trooper Mentality.
Sometimes associated with a Police Officer personality... Specifically, a Virginia State Trooper Mentality.
Black & White Fred by pegva July 25, 2007
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Black Freddie
When a man pulls his penis out of a womens rectum after anal intercourse and the penis is covered in poop.
Last night me and LayLay had Anal Sex, It was pretty good but, I ended up with a Black Freddie at the end. It was pretty disgusting.
Black Freddie by lolelky December 27, 2007
blackfriday zombie
An exhausted person so obsessed with Black Friday that they wander through stores in a daze hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline.
I have got to get some rest, I've turned into a blackfriday zombie. zombie, exhausted, tired, sleep-deprived, Black Friday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, holiday shopping
blackfriday zombie by joecoolthefool December 10, 2014
blackfridayzed
it's that specific dazed gleam in one's eyes A rare asymptomatic behavioral condition caused by the combination of contributing factors that only (usually)take place one day a year, The biggest shopping day of the year- the Friday after Thanksgiving-.this holiday combination of eating too much turkey & stuffing and rum & eggnog the night before, then going shopping at 4am surrounded by the mass of other peoples frantically trying to get a bargain price/right gift for whomever will become visually apparent by midday Friday the individual will look like a zombie, void of any thought and just shuffling along slowly as if in a trance still trying to make random purchases dazed like thye've bin stunned with a tazer weapon
"hey bro, your mom just took out 20 feet of fence coming up the driveway, she looked blackfridayzed damn! good thing there's only one day a year that this could happen!" "yeah, she looked like that this morning when she left to go shop AT 3AM!"
blackfridayzed by grzly November 29, 2009
Blackfired
When a non-Black person attempts to do something to or with Black people and the attempt back fires on them.
The attempt often times has friendly intentions, but can still go bad.
Coined by two students in an UNLV World Literature class.
The attempt often times has friendly intentions, but can still go bad.
Coined by two students in an UNLV World Literature class.
White person: Wuz up my nig?
Black person: Aw hell no! He did not just say that!
White person: That blackfired on me.
Black person: Aw hell no! He did not just say that!
White person: That blackfired on me.
Blackfired by Enz8 December 31, 2011
Blackfired
When a law, ordinance or regulation passed for the purposes of suppressing a minority or minorities is used against the very people who sought the regulation. (Ex. section 1361 Title 18 June 2020)
“Man that Trump law about the Black Lives Matter protests just totally Blackfired on those Neo-Nazis who stormed the Capitol Building!”
Blackfired by Savannah May January 9, 2021
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