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Black Handed 

Black handed, being caught in the act of black face. Like being caught red handed, except the crime in question is comedy.
Jared was caught black handed, during his school performance of booty and the beast.
Black Handed by Juhdd November 3, 2018

back handed stink bug 

whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.
i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.
back handed stink bug by Marcoooooo October 23, 2007

Black Hander 

Black Hander; A Aircraft Technician in the Australian Airforce and probably the hardest working of aircraft trade.

A Aircraft Technican is responsible for the on-going maintenance of aircraft, airframe systems, engines and engine systems. Thus having "Black Hands".
Micks a Black Hander.

Fuck thats blowing alot of smoke! Call the Black Handers
Black Hander by My Pseudonym Jeff January 16, 2011

Back-handed insult 

Something that sounds like an insult until you explain and find out its really a compliment
Dude 1: man, she's F.A.T.

Dude 2: dude she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds.

Dude 1: dude F.A.T. means Fabulous and Tasty. Its a back-handed insult
Back-handed insult by The Duk3 March 29, 2021

Back handed scuttle wank 

When you reverse the hand when masturbating.
When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

back hander 

A secretive handing over (usually of money) in exchange for certain favouritism (usually by some sort of authority)
The Businessman gave a back hander to the Politician in order win the large contract.

OR (NZ example)
Peter Sumonivich gave a back hander to Winston Peters in order to obtain a more favourable fishing quota next season.

OR
The Pharmaceutical comapanies gave back handers to numerous doctors in exchange for them promoting certain medications.
back hander by will_haveachat June 27, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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