blachman 

1. When in the process of giving a blow job, the female starts to sing with the man's parts in her mouth.
2. One who puts out like a Lauren, while grinding like a Katie

"Yo hommes, dis girl be about to pull up a blachman on ma ass!!!!!!BIZNATCH!"

blachman by kazooiedog December 18, 2007

marcus bachmann 

The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.

Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!

marcus bachmann by youngbono December 29, 2013

Blackman Reflexes 

when a coloured kid in a playground preforms a dodge or acrobatic skill that requires tremendous skill or physical prowess

that kid has amazing blackman reflexes or look at that black man reflex

Blackman Reflexes by Kyd_Swagger February 16, 2010

marty bachman 

Owner of a "hebrewtal" company.

"Hey man, that Marty bachman is a jew."

"Yea, he really is hebrewtal!"

marty bachman by Majesticpenis March 14, 2019

blackmanaphobia

The phobia of black men. Taylor Swift legit suffers from this, look it up.

Yep, Taylor Swift has been diagnosed with blackmanaphobia.

blackmanaphobia by linkybinky June 6, 2014

blachank 

The sound made when defacating into a stainless steel toilet (the type used in county jails everywhere). This is the result of the sudden shock on the digestive system caused by the poor quality of jail food and can also be worsened by detoxing from drugs.

Dude, when I finally made it to my cell from intake, I had to take a massive shit. I mean BLACHANK!

blachank by DorkAlork June 5, 2007

Blackmanchokeaphobia 

The fear that if you the n-word a black man will fall from the sky and choke you.

“Terry can’t say the n-word, he has blackmanchokeaphobia.”

Blackmanchokeaphobia by Arjun Reyansh February 14, 2020