blachank

The sound made when defacating into a stainless steel toilet (the type used in county jails everywhere). This is the result of the sudden shock on the digestive system caused by the poor quality of jail food and can also be worsened by detoxing from drugs.

Dude, when I finally made it to my cell from intake, I had to take a massive shit. I mean BLACHANK!

blachank by DorkAlork June 5, 2007

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Blachance

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly down hill.

2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents and asian girls, being unable to tell the difference.

Look at how pissed that blachance is, we are so rat fucked!

Blachance by Kirk Everist September 22, 2008

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blachank • Blachance • bachankchank • Blachinky • black hanky girl

Blachance

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly downhill.
2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents.

Dude, that Blachance over there looks pissed, we are sooo rat fucked!

Blachance by Kirk Everist October 7, 2006

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bachankchank

Expressing great frusteration due to the misplacement of an item you need instantly.

Bachankchank where the flip did I leave my sheet music???

bachankchank by Eggman & Walrus June 5, 2011

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Blachinky

Slur used for individuals of African American and Asian descent, often believed to have been derived by the combination of the words Black and “chink” though the true origin is unknown. (Historically used by cops)

You know who my favorite blachinky is? Hines Ward.

Blachinky by Queefybeefybeefcurtains69 February 1, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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