A small, unintelligent male who can’t find a girlfriend/boyfriend. Has a small chode and no hair aside from his hair. Stuck up and abusive to animals. Queer
The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.
Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!
The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.
Beachlands (Beach-Lands)
This small suburb found in manukau of New Zealand is said to be one of the most ruthless places in the world. it has its own school, a couple of dairies and a few other shops. really it could be called its own country, but for a lot of us we call it home. it is also home to what is called "BeachUth" which is the most ruthless youth group on our planet. all though i think that it is more of a race then a youth group.
Beachlands... simply the most ruthless place in exsistance