Pronounced hom-mess. A man that is said to be "hommes" is classy, stylish, attractive in his own unique right and a badass motherfucker. Though he is not a douchebag, and is in fact a very nice, humble, polite and generous man. He must dislike money and realise it's evil, yet be abundant in it through cunning and karma. After all, what you give is what you get return. The true hommes blows money on awesome shit, and still goes home to find that he can wipe his ass with a 50 dollar bill. But he doesn't because that's not really hommes.
A very rare man indeed.
Also used to describe something that would belong to a hommes or within its criteria.
"Dude... that is so hommes"
"Hey hommes. whats goin on"
"Ohsorry hommes didn't see you were in the middle of a blowjay"
A bunch of crackheads
They are the nicest people you will ever meet
They will make you either feel gay or will make you feel cool so it’s a win/win either way!
Half of them are gay as shit but if you don’t try then you don’t know !
They’re favourite past time is to ingest drugs
Hey did you see the newhommes certains that got kicked out of school ?
French for "fabric softener for the man". The scent smelled on a man when he uses W-A-Y too much fabric softener in his laundry. The industry has possibly caught on, having come out recently with additional scents.
After giving John a hug, Betty commented to her friend jane,
"WOW! John's wearing adoucissant pour les hommes today!"
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.