Blahjob

1. When you don't want to move but still need a blow job 2. When the blowjob doesn't meet the performance standards 3. When she doesn't want to move to give you a blowjob.

That was one blahjob. Barely felt anything.

by Melolicious March 2, 2015

blahjob

A slang term for fellatio; alternative to beej or blow job. Used by females to indicate a level of disinterest in fellatio or to create an atmosphere of disinterest in the mind of a male partner.

"Whassa matter baby? Donchu wanna blahjob? You would rather go down on me? Oh, if you insist..."

by Tilti October 24, 2008

Blahjob

Getting a blowjob while youre taking a shit.

Yo dude you know Karen. She gave me a blahjob yesterday, it was Awesome.

by PimpLotion September 1, 2019

Blaujob

Getting a blowjob under a staircase in school

Zyler got a blaujob before the football game

by The Cococrew April 5, 2019

blabjob

1. When a man whom continuously talks goes down on a women while still talking.
aka. PBJ

Ex. Kristen said that Chatty Bill gave her a sloppy blabjob last night on Paul's desk

by Mr. Blabs March 14, 2008

blayjob

Oral sex as performed on a mans genitalia. can be very pleasing and lead to other sexual acts like ahnal and berginal intercourse.

That slut slurped on my balls and gave me a blayjob before I railed her.

by ahnal September 15, 2009

Blaujob

A job with absolutely zero benefits and no future

Are used to work for trade off that was a real Blaujob

by Blaujob June 16, 2018