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Bitchtivity 

an irititating & menial task, typically pawned off on a simple underling. Like getting coffee, filing, making copies, running errands, etc...
My lazy ass boss gave me a bitchtivity laundry list at 4:30, now I'm gonna be late to happy hour.
Bitchtivity by carson19 April 16, 2009
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bitchtivity 

an activity you do as a man only if you have a female (typically one you are interested in) accompanying you
I only go strawberry picking with my girl. going to a strawberry farm is a bitchtivity
bitchtivity by Eff Ell Oo Ar Ee Es September 21, 2025

Bitchtitty 

an expletive that describes someone who can dish it out but cries when it is dished back.
Andy dogged us for half the day but when we dogged back he cried like the Bitchtitty he is.
Bitchtitty by Delma Dulanney December 21, 2004

Bitchisity 

The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.

The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.

High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."

"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."

"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."

"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
Bitchisity by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010

bitchicity

A Lethal combination of Bitchiness and Toxicity

When a group of women in the room reaches a certain level of bitchicity as to warrant a male to throw a box of tampons in the middle of them yelling" Fire in the hole
bitchicityBitchiness Toxicity
bitchicity by Sil Atda BadaBing November 17, 2013

Bitchitivity 

The measure and/or condition of one's bitchiness. Used to describe a bitch. Commonly includes quantitative values between 1 (the least amount of bitchiness) to 10 (the highest amount of bitchiness). In some severe cases a bitch may reach a bitchitivity level of 11, in which case a pimp hand should be used on said bitch.
Goddamnit, Rebecca, your bitchitivity is getting out of hand!
Bitchitivity by TheLifeOfJohn June 15, 2014

Bitchtitty 

When your bitch has one titty.
Bro my girl only has one Bitchtitty.
Bitchtitty by Razzle1516 January 7, 2017
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