Bitchtivity
an irititating & menial task, typically pawned off on a simple underling. Like getting coffee, filing, making copies, running errands, etc...
Bitchtivity by carson19 April 16, 2009
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bitchtivity
an activity you do as a man only if you have a female (typically one you are interested in) accompanying you
bitchtivity by Eff Ell Oo Ar Ee Es September 21, 2025
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Bitchisity
The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.
The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.
High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.
High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."
"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."
"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."
"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."
"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."
"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
Bitchisity by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010
bitchicity
A Lethal combination of Bitchiness and Toxicity
When a group of women in the room reaches a certain level of bitchicity as to warrant a male to throw a box of tampons in the middle of them yelling" Fire in the hole”
When a group of women in the room reaches a certain level of bitchicity as to warrant a male to throw a box of tampons in the middle of them yelling" Fire in the hole”
bitchicityBitchiness Toxicity
bitchicity by Sil Atda BadaBing November 17, 2013
Bitchitivity
The measure and/or condition of one's bitchiness. Used to describe a bitch. Commonly includes quantitative values between 1 (the least amount of bitchiness) to 10 (the highest amount of bitchiness). In some severe cases a bitch may reach a bitchitivity level of 11, in which case a pimp hand should be used on said bitch.
Bitchitivity by TheLifeOfJohn June 15, 2014
Bitchtitty
Bitchtitty by Razzle1516 January 7, 2017
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