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Bitchiwitch

One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, a Mary Sue variant of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter fandom. Suethors usually dreate a Bitchiwitch Sue when they've got a chip on their shoulder, because this Oringinal Charachter sure as hell does. A Bitchiwitch Sue is usually in Slytherin, is a misunderstood Goth/Emo, listens to an "enchanted" CD player, bitches at people and has a terrible attitude, yet manages to get every boy at Hogwarts to want to get into her little black bondage pants. Bitchiwitch is one of the most annoying charachters a Suthor can write: Bitchiwitch Sues are mean, hatefull and are generally ass holse who, in a cannon story, would get the crap beaten out of them for being such a jerk. Common Bitchiwitch names are Ravyn, Katrina, Kat, Ashlee/Ashleigh and even, *snort* Belladonna.
Bitchiwitch Sue: Hey, fuck you and your stupid rules, Snape! You can't tell me what to do in your own class room! I'll wear what I want and I'll be pissed if I want because my parents died and I'm Emo and angsty and depressed and sa-
Readers, the class & Snape in unison:
!!!!AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
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bitchpitcher

A person who intentionally Pushes buttons to upset individuals for their personal enjoyment.
He/she is such a bitchpitcher !! Why did I allow his/her bitch pitching tactic's to piss me off and

become "THAT BITCH".
by Taykit February 10, 2019
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bitchtwitch

an involuntary twitch or movement after an unexpected bitch-slap delivered by a more powerful figure.
Carla was slapped mid-sentence while in the mall and had a bitchtwitch so forceful she knocked down a clothing rack.
by Limmy bardin February 7, 2010
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bitchwatch

when one person is keeping tabs (special attention to what someone is doing at all times) on another person.
RELATIONSHIPS.---
When the girlfriend is keeping watch on the boyfriend's ex.
"She definitely still wants him back. I've had her on bitchwatch for a while now."

or,

When the ex is keeping tabs on the girlfriend.
"I still want him back. She's been on my bitchwatch since they started talking."
by G.Mayhem July 7, 2008
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Bitchwitch

Any Mother or mother-in-law, or elderly irate woman, that has such envious and jealousy in her every word and demeanor, that the only description applicable, would be the combination of Bitch, and Witch.
" G-D Damn Howie, your mother is such a fucking bitchwitch its retarded !!! "--- Barbara Bowman.
by Wolycan September 30, 2013
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bitchwich

Eating a bitchwich occurs when you break for lunch, meet up with a co-worker and complain about your job, life, etc.
Your boss is on your nerves this morning. When you go to lunch with your friend all you do is humorously complain about your supervisor and how you can here him burp and fart in his cubicle. This is called eating a bitchwich.
by mariecarleton January 11, 2008
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BITCHBITCHBITFCHBTIHCHCIHNVBV

When you are mad and say a random bad word alot of times and it slowly turns into a mess.
GringoVic: YOU FUCKING BITCHBITCHBITFCHBTIHCHCIHNVBV

LOU MOREL: wat....
by TheGringoBoys May 7, 2021
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