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Eating a bitchwich occurs when you break for lunch, meet up with a co-worker and complain about your job, life, etc.

Your boss is on your nerves this morning. When you go to lunch with your friend all you do is humorously complain about your supervisor and how you can here him burp and fart in his cubicle. This is called eating a bitchwich.

bitchwich by mariecarleton January 11, 2008

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bitchwich

When a man orders a veggie sandwich at Subway and has the sandwich artist put NO meat on it.

unknowingly gay Male customer: Yes, can i have a veggie delight with no meat and every vegetable but hot peppers please?

Subway sandwich artist: Oh, you mean a bitchwich? Sure. The hot peppers would have made you a little bit more of a man though.

bitchwich by clapstine May 23, 2010

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Bitchwich

When two dude hate a girl so much they hate-fuck the shit out of her.

Dude: Shit man, I hate that girl Danielle.
Bro: Yeah, me too, Dude. She's such a bitch.
Dude: Let's just make a bitchwich out of her and get it over with.

Bitchwich by KittiesonTitties August 29, 2011

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Bitchwhich

The female equivalent of the manwhich. Occurs when two women surround a man and dance against him suggestively. Usually practiced in bars and wedding receptions.

Undoubtedly, the highlight of the evening was getting caught in the middle of that bitchwhich. I dont care if they were ugos; it was fun.

Bitchwhich by OhDarrell June 17, 2008

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bitchpitcher

A person who intentionally Pushes buttons to upset individuals for their personal enjoyment.

He/she is such a bitchpitcher !! Why did I allow his/her bitch pitching tactic's to piss me off and

become "THAT BITCH".

bitchpitcher by Taykit February 10, 2019

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Constructive Bitchicism

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !

"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.

Constructive Bitchicism by Chario September 3, 2012

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Bitchcicle

adj: a cold hearted bitch

That bitchcicle just cut me off!

Bitchcicle by kobs22 December 10, 2009

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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