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bitchwich 

When a man orders a veggie sandwich at Subway and has the sandwich artist put NO meat on it.
unknowingly gay Male customer: Yes, can i have a veggie delight with no meat and every vegetable but hot peppers please?

Subway sandwich artist: Oh, you mean a bitchwich? Sure. The hot peppers would have made you a little bit more of a man though.
bitchwich by clapstine May 23, 2010

Bitchwich 

When two dude hate a girl so much they hate-fuck the shit out of her.
Dude: Shit man, I hate that girl Danielle.
Bro: Yeah, me too, Dude. She's such a bitch.
Dude: Let's just make a bitchwich out of her and get it over with.
Bitchwich by KittiesonTitties August 29, 2011

Bitchwhich

The female equivalent of the manwhich. Occurs when two women surround a man and dance against him suggestively. Usually practiced in bars and wedding receptions.
Undoubtedly, the highlight of the evening was getting caught in the middle of that bitchwhich. I dont care if they were ugos; it was fun.
Bitchwhich by OhDarrell June 17, 2008

bitchpitcher 

A person who intentionally Pushes buttons to upset individuals for their personal enjoyment.
He/she is such a bitchpitcher !! Why did I allow his/her bitch pitching tactic's to piss me off and

become "THAT BITCH".
bitchpitcher by Taykit February 10, 2019

Constructive Bitchicism 

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
Constructive Bitchicism by Chario September 3, 2012

Bitchcicle

That bitchcicle just cut me off!
Bitchcicle by kobs22 December 10, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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