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bitchwatch 

when one person is keeping tabs (special attention to what someone is doing at all times) on another person.
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When the girlfriend is keeping watch on the boyfriend's ex.
"She definitely still wants him back. I've had her on bitchwatch for a while now."

or,

When the ex is keeping tabs on the girlfriend.
"I still want him back. She's been on my bitchwatch since they started talking."
bitchwatch by G.Mayhem July 7, 2008
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Bitchwhich

The female equivalent of the manwhich. Occurs when two women surround a man and dance against him suggestively. Usually practiced in bars and wedding receptions.
Undoubtedly, the highlight of the evening was getting caught in the middle of that bitchwhich. I dont care if they were ugos; it was fun.
Bitchwhich by OhDarrell June 17, 2008

bitchpitcher 

A person who intentionally Pushes buttons to upset individuals for their personal enjoyment.
He/she is such a bitchpitcher !! Why did I allow his/her bitch pitching tactic's to piss me off and

become "THAT BITCH".
bitchpitcher by Taykit February 10, 2019

bitchotch 

This is a combination of the words 'bitch' and it's derivative, 'beotch'.

In order to experience the full effect of its usage, the user should deliver it as if he or she is a chicken. Careful timing between its two syllables makes its application broad and effective.

This word is exceptional when pwning n00bs and is particularly effective when applied simultaneously with a tea bagging motion.
Like a chicken: Bitch-otch! Bitch-otch!

I just owned that bitchotch.

Ooooohhhhhh! Bitchotch! (tea bag)
bitchotch by camnipotent May 16, 2009

Bitchacho 

It's the female latino gangsta version of "Muchaho" made from combining the words "bitch" and "muchcho". Bitchacho!
Where my bitchachos at!?
Bitchacho by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

Bitchiwitch 

One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, a Mary Sue variant of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter fandom. Suethors usually dreate a Bitchiwitch Sue when they've got a chip on their shoulder, because this Oringinal Charachter sure as hell does. A Bitchiwitch Sue is usually in Slytherin, is a misunderstood Goth/Emo, listens to an "enchanted" CD player, bitches at people and has a terrible attitude, yet manages to get every boy at Hogwarts to want to get into her little black bondage pants. Bitchiwitch is one of the most annoying charachters a Suthor can write: Bitchiwitch Sues are mean, hatefull and are generally ass holse who, in a cannon story, would get the crap beaten out of them for being such a jerk. Common Bitchiwitch names are Ravyn, Katrina, Kat, Ashlee/Ashleigh and even, *snort* Belladonna.
Bitchiwitch Sue: Hey, fuck you and your stupid rules, Snape! You can't tell me what to do in your own class room! I'll wear what I want and I'll be pissed if I want because my parents died and I'm Emo and angsty and depressed and sa-
Readers, the class & Snape in unison:
!!!!AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!
Bitchiwitch by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

bitchachi 

A bitch-like person (typically a woman) that also exhibits a few traits of a classier person. A girl that reminds you of a run-of-the-mill hosebag that also will cook you dinner, clean your clothes, and laugh at your jokes. A lady with a lack of morals mixed in with occasional bouts of class.
That hoe made love to me and folded my laundry... whata bitchachi!
bitchachi by The__Boss July 11, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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