Bitch week

When all the females around you in a college dorm sync up their menstrual cycles.

I heard it's Bitch week on the top floor of Governor's Hall. The boys up there better watch out.

by robertclaflin March 15, 2016

Bitch Week

Bitch week: Refering to the week a woman is on her cycle/ monthly period...

mostly a term used by guys because when a girl is on her cycle they always say that the girl is acting like a total bitch and is a hormonal wreck when approached...

They most likely will be in a better mood if you give her chocolate to consume and do everything she says....

never mess with a girl on her bitch week.... you will regret it

Person A: "Hey dude whats wrong with your girlfriend this week? all she does is yell and demand stuff?"

Person B: "Dude! shes on her BITCH WEEK! i keep giving her chocolate to calm her down and its not working!!!!"

Person A: "DUDE! YOUR SKREWED!!!!"

by MusicxFreakk December 28, 2012

Bitch Week

This is the week you don't mess with Sarah. Give her whatever the fuck she wants. Buy her all kindssssss of chocolate. And show her baby and monkey videos. Also, don't touch her lip gloss.

Sarah: its my bitch week
Person : okay I'll buy you chocolates
Sarah: better

by Ffsnur May 31, 2016

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.

"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009

Weekend Bitch

When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.

Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!

by SlopNChop March 29, 2017

Bitchwee

Boss or superior in title only . A puppet who is cowardly and possess no common sense. Climbs the corporate ladder purely by sucking up, and stabbing others in the back. Squeals like a pig to others when its of their benefit.

Charlie was chosen for the new position in memphis until bitchwee started rumors that put his promotion on hold allowing bitchwee to take the position instead.

Sam: "How did the meeting go?" Darla: "well you know bitchwee stabbed me in the back and blamed everything on me again"

by UrbanScrewdriver April 17, 2019

bitchweezy

A BitchWeezy is someone who's hella chill such as your friends or someone who is REALLY getting on your nerves. If your friend calls you bitchweezy then you shouldn't be offended , but if some person you don't even KNOW calls you it then you must be getting on their nerves. So basically its a compliment if your friends call you it. It's like saying hey niggaaa! to friends but to strange people then that could be an insult.

Good Bitchweezy - Hey Bitchweezy! Hey Bitchweezy! wats up? Bad bitchweezy - Wow. Umm your really being a bitchweezy. Its kinda annoying.

by Markkemo July 30, 2009