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Boss or superior in title only . A puppet who is cowardly and possess no common sense. Climbs the corporate ladder purely by sucking up, and stabbing others in the back. Squeals like a pig to others when its of their benefit.
Charlie was chosen for the new position in memphis until bitchwee started rumors that put his promotion on hold allowing bitchwee to take the position instead.

Sam: "How did the meeting go?" Darla: "well you know bitchwee stabbed me in the back and blamed everything on me again"
Bitchwee by UrbanScrewdriver April 17, 2019
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bitchkeeper 

someone that keeps their bitches in line
Mark the bitchkeeper needs to smack that hoe the next time she disobeys!
bitchkeeper by crazycat3296 March 18, 2008

Bitchtweet 

A type of twitter update (tweet) or the act of sending a tweet which sole purpose is to complain or whine about something.
twitA: OMG!! its so hot at warped tour! im getting sun burned! i dont own any shorts, just jeans and black shirts! this sux. epic fail. :(

twitB: @twitA thx for the bitchtweet, lamer. someone call the waaaambulance already. *rolls eyes* geez. stop your bitchtweeting!
Bitchtweet by hex_digital July 7, 2009

bitchweezy 

A BitchWeezy is someone who's hella chill such as your friends or someone who is REALLY getting on your nerves. If your friend calls you bitchweezy then you shouldn't be offended , but if some person you don't even KNOW calls you it then you must be getting on their nerves. So basically its a compliment if your friends call you it. It's like saying hey niggaaa! to friends but to strange people then that could be an insult.
Good Bitchweezy - Hey Bitchweezy! Hey Bitchweezy! wats up? Bad bitchweezy - Wow. Umm your really being a bitchweezy. Its kinda annoying.
bitchweezy by Markkemo July 30, 2009
An empowering, powerful, badass and care-free person. The most powerful form of female. Also the word on beautychickees merch.
You are so powerful, you are a bitchee !
Bitchee by Sheerios.limelight November 30, 2019

Bitcheeeees theory 

A "corollary" of the lol theory, it states that the word Bitcheeeees can be added at the end of every sentence to make it infinitely cool.
"What up BITCHEEEEEES?"
"I got an F BITCHEEEEEEES?"
"I've got cancer BITHCEEEEEES"
*Bitcheeeees theory in action*
Bitcheeeees theory by RoflPandaBears February 16, 2009

Tomato bitchkeeper 

One of those retarded expressions people create on urban dictionary, with sex involved by default so they can reach +1000 likes with zero effort, this because that is the only definition someone wrote for that word
Tomato bitchkeeper

A fat dude wearing a red hoodie who eats lots of ass
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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