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bitchweenie 

a big angry thot aka Trinity/Riley, the sleep deprived preteen that stated up too long putting french fries in a mountain dew can, and cussing at her best friend, twitchybitch, or more commonly known as Kiera.
• the name originates from Riley convincing Kiera her true full name was "Trinity Jean Bitchweenie Hurst" (if you actually care from where it came from, but I assume the only person reading g this is Twitchybitch. hi Twitchybitch!). and (not so) luckily to the fact of Twitchybitch being a poor naive soul, she fell into the trap that is Bitchweenie.

(um btw urban dictionary rules, jokes on you, bitchweenie IS a celebrity. bitch I'm famous stfu don't even come for me sis)
twitchybitch:"I'm fucking me and you're fucking... James."
bitchweenie:"BUT I'M BITCHWEENIE, I DON'T FUCK PESANTS LIKE JAMES"
bitchweenie by xxmooncity February 16, 2019
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beachweenie 

Someone who goes to the beach and doesn't even go in the water. They usually just complain the whole time. Total buzzkill, man! The beachweenie also tends to wear a fishing hat (even though they don't fish), lame wraparound sunglasses, and too much sunglasses.
That kid is a total beachweenie, he won't even wade into the water!
beachweenie by Meatload McGee August 23, 2009
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