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Materialistic Bitch 

What a poor stupid guy calls a girl who dosen't want a guy who is going to work at KFC the rest of his life and make 6 bucks an hour.

''Guy''- I gave you 10 dollars once, you took me for a ride, what a materialistic bitch!

''Girl''- You think people use you for your money.. theres only a couple problems with that. 1- You have no money 2- I make more than you. 3. The real reason is she just dosen't like you but you would rather blame money to get over that fact.
Damn man, she rejected me for him? What a materialistic bitch!... Well yea, duh, you work at KFC and he has goals in life.
Materialistic Bitch by Ksils January 11, 2008

Materialistic Bitch 

a girl or bitch that go wit somebody for they possessions instead of personality.
You just want me for my clothes, you aint real you a materialistic bitch.
Materialistic Bitch by bboybitch November 26, 2007

Material Bitch 

A materialistic bitch made popular by materialbitch.com Drink, Dance, Party, Shop. You are the ELITE. Material Bitch is not just a super amazing logo and an absolutely genius name. It is a way of life. You either get it or you don't.
Look at her, she has on 600$ sunglasses. She is such a material bitch. F HER
Material Bitch by materialbitch September 30, 2007

Disloyal-fool-ass-bitchmade-punk 

Term coined by Denzel Washington in "Training Day"
Meaning:
one who is, while at the same time actin disloyal, is also actin bitchmade and like a punk, and is a fool-ass for thinking he gonna get away with it.
Guy 1: Yo, man last night one thing lead to another and i fucked yo girl. But it bros before hoes right?

Guy 2: YOU DISLOYAL-FOOL-ASS-BITCHMADE-PUNK!!! I was gonna propose to her tonight. Now i gotta kill you AND her!!
Made in the likeness of a bitch; to act like a bitch ; cowardly.
You bitchmade ass nigga why you aint hit that foo???!!
bitchmade by A. Reyes August 16, 2004

bitchkateers 

Combination of bitch and musketeer.

1. A cabal whose unifying theme is their shared need to complain.

2. The group of people you call, text or email when you feel the need to bitch about something.

- coined by Alison the Angry Redhead on August 22, 2005.
This blog will have no useful purpose. It will simply provide my fellow bitchkateers and I with a forum for discussing what the hell is wrong with people.
bitchkateers by iiams September 10, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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