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Captain Bitch 

The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.
Guy 1: Ha I just robbed a bank!
Guy 2: I'm called the cops.
Guy 1: Wow look at you captain bitch

Captain Save a Bitch 

When someone tries to jump into a situation and be the hero, when it is completely unnecessary.
Justin tried to be Captain Save a Bitch when I put Lauren on blast for stealing my Atari games.

captain fuck a bitch 

A senior that has had many sexual adventures with women in his Fj Cruiser. Most people tend to avoid sitting in the back seat do to certain "stains" on the seats. This person does not have sex with just one group of girls but a wide variety. Must have an overall sex count of 51 to qualify. Fat, ugly, or freshmen do not count.
I saw Captain fuck a bitch on rocky hill last night with another bitch!
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026