You know that one dumbass mother fucker that has a hella hot sister but someone came out looking like fucking retard, that's the bitch captain
by Queefcookies March 8, 2017
The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.
by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021