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fake ass bitch 

A lying ass pussy who lies about anything and everything. Lies just to get by and pretends to be something that they're not. Habitual liar who lies to make themselves look better than they really are. A fake ass pussy who can't admit his/her flaws, weaknesses, and mistakes.
You're the fakest bitch I've ever known you fake ass bitch. quit pretending and just admit that you ain't shit.
fake ass bitch by B real plz April 3, 2010

fake ass bitch 

A Fake Ass Bitch --- is someone who attempts to fit in, or
go along with the "crew" but everyone knows when the Sh*T hits the fan, they are the first one to bail.

Or accoring to Tupac someone bobbing their head to this dope ass sh*t wearing khakis
"Hey Jimmy lets roll up on those jersey punks and wax them"
Jimmy-- yeah man I wanna get me some of that action
"Shut up Jimmy, everyone knows ur a Fake Ass Bitch
fake ass bitch by Wooith May 23, 2006

fake ass bitch 

A noun or adjective of someone who is a user, liar, and likes to take advantage of others or a situation. jneen jtorched motherlicker user fake ass mooch
DeJuan - Management said we couldn't get a raise because of the economy.
Celeste - I heard that biotch, Jneen-blow got a raise.
DeJuan - How did that fake ass bitch get a raise?
Celeste - They call her Jneen-blow for a reason....
fake ass bitch by ssatanica April 10, 2009

Fake ass Bitch 

When someone is being fake and lies to u about everything.Ass bitch is when they talk crap about u cause u tried to say sorry.
Jenna is a fake ass bitch for not calling me out and lieing about everthing. As a friend my ass

fake ass bitch 

Someone who talks to you when deep down he or she hates you or dislikes you.
Penelope tells Feeby in class: "I fucking can't stand that bitch Tammy. She thinks she's so pretty. I hate her!"

Tammy enters the classroom and sits in her usual seat next to Penelope

Penelope says to Tammy: "Hey Tammy, you look so pretty! How was your weekend? "

Tammy and Penelope are having a normal conversation about what they did this weekend while Feeby is thinking to herself, PENELOPE IS SUCH A FAKE ASS BITCH. SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE HATES THIS GIRL AND YET SHE IS TALKING TO HER AND ACTING LIKE SHE IS HER FRIEND!!!

FAKE ASS BITCH 

FEMALE WHO CONTRODICTS HER SELF BY SAYING CHICKS BEFORE DICKS TO HER FRIENDS BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT SHE PUTS A MAN BEFORE HER HOMEGIRLS AND ITS OKAY FOR HER
MAN! STARS A FAKE ASS BITCH! FOO ,SHE TOLD ME TO DITCH MY MAN LAST FRIDAY BUT YET THE BITCH DITCHED ME YESTERDAY JUST TO SEE HER UGLY ASS VATO THAT SHE KNOWS FUCKED UP ON HER!
FAKE ASS BITCH by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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