A female who is really fake but believes that she is the most attractive, out-going, kind, liked/loved person in the world. Believes that her life is perfect and everything revolves around her. Every male is hers and she'll do anything to make him hers. Believes she can get any guy she wants and is the best damn thing this planet has ever seen. When in reality, everyone hates her, guys only like her because they want some ass, she only has a few friends which they have a fight every other week, and she is an annoying, stuck up, preppy little slutty bitch.
"Look at that FAKESSBITCH over there! You can sooo tell that her extensions are fake, she got a boob job, and look how the guys look at her."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)