The female version of a naked mole rat. The most notable male of the species being Rufus, Ron Stoppable's pet/sidekick from the Disney cartoon Kim Possible.
A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.
Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.
Wilbur soot is so mfing fruity towards schlatt and quackity I had to make this just to call him out. Wilbur if you see this your more homo then my left (IMAGINARY, I have no gender) nutsack that's rainbow