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Bit of a ting
Bit of a ting by Bazdogmcbarry July 17, 2018
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Bit of a Gareth
A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".
"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"
"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"
"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."
"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"
"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."
Bit of a Gareth by Belchtwat March 27, 2019
bit of a rough time
A period of time in one's life categorized by extreme unhappiness, low self-esteem, and failure. The person experiencing it remains optimistic and refuses to acknowledge that their life lucks, even as they continue to fail and lose their sanity.
"Why are you sobbing hysterically and laughing as you stare straight ahead?"
"Yeah, I guess I'm just having a bit of a rough time."
"Yeah, I guess I'm just having a bit of a rough time."
bit of a rough time by imtheproblem August 15, 2023
bit of a to do
You should have seen these to blokes in the car park having a bit of a to do over the same parking space
bit of a to do by Abdul kundar Baker December 7, 2020
Bit of a dag
Bit of a dag by Shapiro July 23, 2006
bit of a dick
A "bit of a dick" is literally a subsection of a penis, as for example the foreskin might be. Especially after it is detached from the main.
However the meaning is metaphorical, and is distinct from being an "utter dick" a "complete dick" and variations of the same.
"Being a dick" (utter, complete, etc) is to have a tiny thread of logic to your words or actions, while completely missing the point, being socially autistic, probably causing offence and maybe causing physical harm to an innocent.
Being a "bit of a dick" is therefore to meet the above criteria, but to be too personally insignificant to really cause more than a flicker of annoyance or a moment of disdain. Something like being head-butted by an angry chicken.
However the meaning is metaphorical, and is distinct from being an "utter dick" a "complete dick" and variations of the same.
"Being a dick" (utter, complete, etc) is to have a tiny thread of logic to your words or actions, while completely missing the point, being socially autistic, probably causing offence and maybe causing physical harm to an innocent.
Being a "bit of a dick" is therefore to meet the above criteria, but to be too personally insignificant to really cause more than a flicker of annoyance or a moment of disdain. Something like being head-butted by an angry chicken.
Everyone agreed the traffic warden was being a bit of a dick for ticketing the ambulance as the paramedics gave first aid by the roadside.
bit of a dick by Mutie SD October 12, 2015
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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