Birdhands is the act of a woman gesticulating with their hands placed in a bird's claws like position, used to emphasize their often useless but always anecdotal point of view. This position resembles the standard Italian hand gesture of emphasis or enjoyment, but in the Birdhands formation the fingers are pointed down to peck at the table or nearest hard surface, or at the person they are attempting to talk down to. For examples, go on TicTok and watch content from women who are at best a 5 critiquing men in general.
Jackie didn't like the response from our CMO on a project she isn't even involved in, she resorted to birdhands the whole time while she whined and complained with her uselessopinion.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.