Bird Win 

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

Bird Win by Mluke November 24, 2021

Bird Wings 

When a girl sits on a mans dick and then spreads her legs like a birds wings

"Katie definitely did Bird Wings on me last night"

Bird Wings by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017

Bird Wings 

Big, oversized eyelashes that women like to wear.

I met this one girl yesterday and she was fine as fuck, but she had fake Ugg boots and Bird Wings

Bird Wings by ClaySoggyfries April 2, 2021

winkie bird 

Weiner, weenie, peepee, schlong.

That idiot over there has his winkie bird out.

winkie bird by Rose likes pie November 18, 2009

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings

Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

a bird never flew on one wing by sircasey February 15, 2009

bird crashed into my window 

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

bird crashed into my window by cat hotdog August 15, 2021