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Binders full of women

Where Mitt Romney gets his women from
Joe: Bit of a sausagefest we've got going on here, we need to find some ladies!

Mitt: Not to worry, I've got binders full of women we can choose from!
Binders full of women by Laleph October 16, 2012
Word of the Day on October 17, 2012

binders full of women

A place Mitt Romney keeps all the women who work for him.
"Jeeves, be a chum and hand me one of my binders full of women."

Binders full of women

Mitt Romney's organization system for the females he wants working for him. May also refer to warehouses filled with bound women. Common product of commercialist states.
When Romney requested more women for his Massachusetts cabinet: "They brought us binders full of women!"
Binders full of women by Zuuu19 October 16, 2012
Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.
Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
Binders by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012
A derogatory comment towards people of middle eastern decent, similar to the word Niggers for the black folk
Damn those binnders are stinking up our country and stealing our jobs.
binnder by Ender Wiggin March 2, 2005

Binders full of women

A code phrase for a method of subjugating and humiliating women thru a series of deviant sex acts including but not limited to the Three Hole Punch, the Deepwater Horizon and the Gadsden Purchase, resulting in putting them in a submissive position forever.
Mitt said "When I became governor I went to groups of women and asked them to give me binders full of women to serve me, and they did." and his sons looked knowingly at one another while his sit-beside wife looked at her hands and cried inside.
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