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Where Mitt Romney gets his women from
Joe: Bit of a sausagefest we've got going on here, we need to find some ladies!

Mitt: Not to worry, I've got binders full of women we can choose from!
by Laleph October 16, 2012

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An Amazon.com employee who:

1.) Thinks the neighborhood started with their arrival
2.) Walks 6 people wide on the sidewalk talking about Amazon crap.
3.) Snaps their fingers at service people.
4.) Thinks sexy is contrived casual attire, arrogance, and talking/smelling like a used car salesman.
5.) Does not realize they work for a modern day Sears and Roebuck.
6.) Believes they are not a highly expendable cog in the corporate Amazon machine.
I can't stand all these new Am-Hole's in the neighborhood!

Life was a lot better before all these Am-Hole's moved in!
by Laleph January 12, 2012

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When a girl shows interest in you, and instead of responding you simply ignore her, and leave for another continent.
This girl I wasn't into was all over me, so I just used the Jeff Method and up and left for Europe.
by Laleph May 15, 2010

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Rather obscure adjective used by individuals from the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle to describe a person that you are solely dating but do not want the relationship to be categorized as a girlfriend or boyfriend. Often used by the males in the family to deflect the perceived intrusive questioning (and hoping) of the female members or as a repulsive response to any form of categorization. For all intent and purpose it means boyfriend or girlfriend.

The origin seems to be from the Scandinavian, Lutheran community of NW Washington state. The males of this group have a visceral dislike of relational categorization due, it is believed, to adherence to ancient Viking norms that stressed global, indiscriminant spreading of genetic material.
Hey Lars, how is your girlfriend Natalie

She is not my girlfriend, she is my 'lifafriend'!

Sorry dude.
by Laleph December 25, 2009

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A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
by Laleph December 12, 2010

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A fist pound with your thumbs down.
“Down Pound It”

We were both wrong so we gave each other the down pound.
by Laleph September 10, 2019

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When someone wants to turn their back to you, while still intending to pay attention to the person they are with. Frequently used while lying in bed but needing to flip over to the other side.
Lars: Nat, I'm gonna give you the warm shoulder, I just need to flip sides and lay on my left side right now.

Nat: I understand.
by Laleph May 21, 2010

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