Bingter 

"Bingter" - Is in essence "Anti-banter" or "shit bant".
It is the kind of attempt at generating a few chuckes or knee slaps thats results in everyone in earshot feeling fully demoralised whilst simultaneously Alienating everyone involved. Repeated instances of "Bingter" can send that person into social decline and result in them being shunned from a group. Indefinitely.

Etymology:
There are no confrmed origins of the word .
We know it is mainly used in Northwest England.
There are unconfirmed suggestions on various social networking sites that the word was coined at bennicassim festival 2010, when an English Mumford and sons fan by the name of "James Bing" cracked a quip so bad it caused several members of the audience to "shit piss" themselves.

JB-

"The Cribs can't play cos jonny marr has broken his hand"

KK-

"aw man thats bad news...you coming to the pool?"

JB-

(sniggering) "that was the joke right there"

KK-

"o rite thats hilar mate...so you coming to the pool then?"

JB-

(breaks into histerical laughter while several passer by defecate themselfs)

Do somthing good this year, STOP SHIT BANT. STOP BINGTER.

Bingter by kingofthebant March 13, 2011

Binger 

A person who is unable to present themselves in the manner in which they wish to be viewed due to a lack of competence, skill, and mental capacity, often with humiliating results. The individual is often viewed as an excellent example of the Dunning-Kruger Affect.

The prosecutor wore a slick suit with a lapel but he turned out to be a binger, his cross examination was awful and he violated the Defendant’s constitutional rights several times before the judge declared a mistrial.

Binger by terrordomecashmoney November 10, 2021

Binger 

A binger is a soy-filled authority figure who abuses his position to demonize others, especially people who can defend themselves who are a reminder of the fact the binger cannot. A binger riles up others against those he considered threatening to his position of power. Known for tight-fit skinny jeans, Star Wars lapel pins, and virginity.

Person 1: Make sure your mask is covering your entire nose or you'll be charged with murder

Person 2: Leave us alone, binger.

Binger by blackriflecucked November 9, 2021

Binger 

To shoot oneself in the foot.
To inadvertently make a situation worse for oneself.
To do something without intending to which spoils a situation for oneself.
See Wisconsin Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger's handling of prosecution witnesses in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.

"I really like this girl, so I hope I don't binger on our date tonight."
"They were winning by a field goal, but they bingered on the last drive and lost the game."

Binger by WTanner November 11, 2021

Binger 

Gubmint Attorney who facepalms after a witness confesses to crimes and clears the defendant

Man, what a Binger! #KyleDidNothingWrong

Binger by Wanna Cookie November 9, 2021

Binger 

attempting to disparage another in a manner that ends up hurting ones own self interest

binger one who uses a strap on long enough to penetrate ones self
3:07 PM
one who puts a one armed man on as a witness who incriminates himself
3:07 PM

Binger by majin2064 November 10, 2021

Binger 

Gubmint Attorney who facepalms after a witness confesses to crimes and clears the defendant

Man, what a Binger! #KyleDidNothingWrong

Binger by Wanna Cookie November 9, 2021