Bingler

A bingler is a small creature that feeds on garden variety plant life. They eat flower petals and excrete a substance known as 'Bingler Jelly' which tastes good to the average person. To harvest bingler jelly a person must catch a bingler, avoid the fangs and queeze tightly. Binglers tend to ruin gardens and are sometimes referred to as 'Shit disturbers' for doing so. Recently, in popular media, The term bingler is used whenver someone is being inconvenient or 'Disturbing your shit'.

I was about to get this girl in bed at the party last night but Tom pulled a serious cock block. Hes such a bingler.

Bingler by Bingled June 18, 2009

Bingler

A teenage male in the constant and futile pursuit of sexual encounters with one or more women. Often a bingler will leave his friends to follow a particularly unintelligent female wherever she goes.

One who commences the act of "Bingling."

"Hey, where is Max? We're supposed to practice."

"Hes hanging out with Caitlin."

"That guy is such a fucking bingler."

Bingler by James McBasket March 14, 2010

Bingler

A night of consistent binge drinking, drug taking and good tunes with your mates. Often occurs into the early hours of the morning.

Andrew: “Fuck me, what a bingler that night was”
John: “We got absolutely bingled”
Bill “I am billy-bingled

Bingler by jebby wab head May 19, 2019

Bingler

A bingler is what you call a bingo caller. Although it is not a common name amongst the bingo community, it is part of the bingo lingo vocabulary.

A: I ran into the church bingler and she asked to borrow my plant.

B: The bingler called out, "B-13," which made some people yell out that the game was rigged.

Bingler by bts-uchii June 16, 2020

Bingler

A sick ass dude with a fat cock. If you give him a few drinks, he will steal your girlfriends heart. Absolute Prince Charming to the max. Not only is he a lover, but a fighter. A man that turns down no fades. A man with a lot of nicknames and loves sea creatures, mainly squids. Often has a love for older Latina women. Especially housekeepers.

Dude Bingler was out of control! He stole Bobs girl friend and

Bingler by B3ttyB May 3, 2017

Bingler

A mechanical system which involves either a perpetually repeating loop that can terminate in catastrophe (kerblooied) or a series of identical actions taken in quick succession, also terminating in catastrophe

"That infinite mana loop in your Magic deck sure is a real bingler." "Yeah, so is your Peasant Railgun™"

Bingler by V, son of U January 11, 2024

Bingler

used to describe something small and funny but if they eat peanut butter then it's referred to as a bingle-bottom

aww, look at that bingler.
CALEB YOU STUPID BINGLER.

Bingler by bonkuchhoyu July 4, 2024