Many have sought after the one known as "The Binter". Certainly he is the "Principium Bogosis", or the initial principle of the "Bogos". As to the precise identity, objective, and location of "The Binter", who among us may say? Who hath in secret had his photos printed, without also wondering if his "Bogos" may be binted. Who hath sought to pick up a photo from the printer, without considering also a "Bogos" from "The Binter". Who hath embraced the beauty of the printing, yet not trembled before the horror of the BINTING? Who hath frolicked amongst the prints, yet not trembled amongst the bints? Truly this mystery is beyond us to know, we can all but grasp at the mystery of "The Binter".

Your friend: "If Photos are printed, that implies a Printer. If Bogos are Binted, does that imply the existence of "The Binter"?

You: "Truly, who can say"?

The Binter by Disciple of the Binter September 8, 2021

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Binger

A person who is unable to present themselves in the manner in which they wish to be viewed due to a lack of competence, skill, and mental capacity, often with humiliating results. The individual is often viewed as an excellent example of the Dunning-Kruger Affect.

The prosecutor wore a slick suit with a lapel but he turned out to be a binger, his cross examination was awful and he violated the Defendant’s constitutional rights several times before the judge declared a mistrial.

Binger by terrordomecashmoney November 10, 2021

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Binger

A binger is a soy-filled authority figure who abuses his position to demonize others, especially people who can defend themselves who are a reminder of the fact the binger cannot. A binger riles up others against those he considered threatening to his position of power. Known for tight-fit skinny jeans, Star Wars lapel pins, and virginity.

Person 1: Make sure your mask is covering your entire nose or you'll be charged with murder

Person 2: Leave us alone, binger.

Binger by blackriflecucked November 9, 2021

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