The term Bindcel is typically used to describe a person who is a member of the Bindeleddet, and takes their position very seriously. Cel comes from the word incel, which refers to a person who lives in involuntary celibacy. Bindcels spend most of their free time writing CVs, ironing shirts and fondling their asses. They spend countless hours forcing themselves to wear quarter-zips and mid-parties, hoping to impress vulnerable first-class girls, when the real problem is their uninteresting personality.
"Kommer det flere Bindcels på denne festen nå, så sovner damene""If there are any more Bindcels at this party now, the ladies will fall asleep"
"Did you spend all weekend looking at a cover letter? Damn Bindcel"
"Did you spend all weekend looking at a cover letter? Damn Bindcel"
by Rustbyggjævel December 16, 2025
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