Muscle/fitness magazines that typically feature any number of roid-
raging oiled-up monsters on the cover. Known to include some workout
tips based on little or no scientific
evidence, but mostly pictures of said jacked men in speedos. Approach readers of these magazines with caution as they are likely jacked themselves. Also, never mention the abundance of scantily-clad men in the bigazine, as this will incur homophobic rage.
"jeez greg... you sure do have a lot of bigazines just sitting around. Do they
help you get
big muscles or do you just
like looking at the pictures?"
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!11111one"