Big Sam 

A current New Zealand celebrity once thought to be a maori myth. Big Sam, also known as Sam Read is known for his awkwardness specifically around the female gender. Big Sam is disporportionaly Big as opposed to most people named Sam. He is known to refer to Wikipedia upon imminent loss of an argument. Big Sam is known to have only one known natural predator, Harry. Big Sam will consume a small apple over the time period of a few hours. This annoys everyone in the vicinity as he nibbles like a small squirrel. Historic sources have claimed that Big Sam has Soviet ancestory in him. Although Big Sam confirms this, there is no evidence in which to fully support this, thus making Big Sam a Big Liar.

Big Sam Whispered "Evening, Young Patawon" into the ear of his friend as he nailed him with an awkward man touch

Big Sam by 1301 History October 27, 2011

Big Sam Cosgrove 

Absolute Hero To All Aberdonions xxx
Big Lanky Pussy Magnet
Ballon d'or Winner (2 December 1996 - Present)
Scored 2 Crucial Goals In Aberdeen's 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership Match Against St Mirren 06/10/18
Mostly Known For His Debut Where He Destroyed Scott Brown

1.Sammy Cosgrove Wins The Ballen d'or Once Again
2.Here Comes Big Sammy Cosgrove With All The Ladies"
3."Big Sam Cosgrove Finishes , A Shame He Can Only Finish Off The Ladies"

Big Sam Cosgrove by FS19 November 17, 2018

Big Sam Captain Man 

Often used to describe some boady like a sexual godess

"Did you see that girl see was a Big Sam Captain Man"

Big Sam Captain Man by Big John Rambo March 8, 2008

BIG SAM GLAZER 

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- BIG SAM GLAZER

BIG SAM GLAZER by Jon freed August 19, 2023

big dick sam 

One of the Largest Penises on a human being.

Big dick Sam put me in a wheel chair last week because it was so big.

big dick sam by IzzzMeYahBoi June 27, 2019

Big Man Sam

A man who is always alpha. May have a girth warrior but they ladies say they like the thicc dick. Ladies should be all over this unit

Becky was happy she meet such a great guy but wasn’t surprised since all alpha Big Man Sam’s are great.

Big Man Sam by Alphapeen February 2, 2019

Big mad sam 

When someone (usually on discord) gets big mad because you speaking big facts and they are in denial and cannot handle the truth, so they resort being a "big mad sam" to have slightly raised chance at winning the argument, but fail becuase allt hey rely on is "no u" comebacks and spam the chat room when they are about to take that heavy L.
Big mad sams are usually known to he constantly big mad
Even on their calmest fays they resort to Passive aggression when interacted with.

User 1 - "look at this kid being big mad on chat"
User 2 - "nah bro he Being more than big mad, that guys being a Big mad sam!"
User 3 - "whats the difference? 😂"
User 4 - "lol fr" he just being big mad as usual"

Big mad sam by HM9K July 20, 2019