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A current New Zealand celebrity once thought to be a maori myth. Big Sam, also known as Sam Read is known for his awkwardness specifically around the female gender. Big Sam is disporportionaly Big as opposed to most people named Sam. He is known to refer to Wikipedia upon imminent loss of an argument. Big Sam is known to have only one known natural predator, Harry. Big Sam will consume a small apple over the time period of a few hours. This annoys everyone in the vicinity as he nibbles like a small squirrel. Historic sources have claimed that Big Sam has Soviet ancestory in him. Although Big Sam confirms this, there is no evidence in which to fully support this, thus making Big Sam a Big Liar.

Big Sam Whispered "Evening, Young Patawon" into the ear of his friend as he nailed him with an awkward man touch

Big Sam by 1301 History October 27, 2011

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Big Sam Cosgrove

Absolute Hero To All Aberdonions xxx
Big Lanky Pussy Magnet
Ballon d'or Winner (2 December 1996 - Present)
Scored 2 Crucial Goals In Aberdeen's 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership Match Against St Mirren 06/10/18
Mostly Known For His Debut Where He Destroyed Scott Brown

1.Sammy Cosgrove Wins The Ballen d'or Once Again
2.Here Comes Big Sammy Cosgrove With All The Ladies"
3."Big Sam Cosgrove Finishes , A Shame He Can Only Finish Off The Ladies"

Big Sam Cosgrove by FS19 November 17, 2018

Related Words

Big Same • Big Sam • Big Sam Captain Man • Big Sam Cosgrove • BIG SAM GLAZER • Big.sama • big samich • Big Sammy • big dick sam • big wiener sami

Big Sam Captain Man

Often used to describe some boady like a sexual godess

"Did you see that girl see was a Big Sam Captain Man"

Big Sam Captain Man by Big John Rambo March 8, 2008

BIG SAM GLAZER

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- BIG SAM GLAZER

BIG SAM GLAZER by Jon freed August 19, 2023

big dick sam

One of the Largest Penises on a human being.

Big dick Sam put me in a wheel chair last week because it was so big.

big dick sam by IzzzMeYahBoi June 27, 2019

Big Man Sam

A man who is always alpha. May have a girth warrior but they ladies say they like the thicc dick. Ladies should be all over this unit

Becky was happy she meet such a great guy but wasn’t surprised since all alpha Big Man Sam’s are great.

Big Man Sam by Alphapeen February 2, 2019

Big mad sam

When someone (usually on discord) gets big mad because you speaking big facts and they are in denial and cannot handle the truth, so they resort being a "big mad sam" to have slightly raised chance at winning the argument, but fail becuase allt hey rely on is "no u" comebacks and spam the chat room when they are about to take that heavy L.
Big mad sams are usually known to he constantly big mad
Even on their calmest fays they resort to Passive aggression when interacted with.

User 1 - "look at this kid being big mad on chat"
User 2 - "nah bro he Being more than big mad, that guys being a Big mad sam!"
User 3 - "whats the difference? 😂"
User 4 - "lol fr" he just being big mad as usual"

Big mad sam by HM9K July 20, 2019

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026