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Big Mikey 

A person who mooches off everyone and still lives with his Mom. Can be found in any local bar asking for a free beer, shot, or ride home. Once he cleans you out he will move on to another person who can give him what he is too lazy to obtain himself. Will leave your couch dented, your fridge empty and your house messy. Loves to gossip more than any lady you have ever encountered. Will gossip about people he knows, people you know, or people that do not exist at all. Once he sucks you dry of all your information and money he will move on to the next leaving you wondering " why is there no gas in my car and what is that SMELL?? "
1) Sorry to be a Big Mikey but can I borrow some money?

2) "what happened to your house???"

"Big Mikey"

3) Man that girl lies so much! What a Big Mikey
Big Mikey by DorkyMeg September 29, 2011
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Mikey Big Juggs 

Hey if you don't know you don't know, you just had to be there haha
"This whole situation reminds me so much of Mikey Big Juggs"
Mikey Big Juggs by saturn01 April 22, 2024
First gentleman of former US president Barack Hussein Obama.
Did you know about Big Mike? In dance video with Michelle Obama... There is something flapping between her legs.
Big Mike by Ik ben goed April 24, 2022
big mike gets women
big mike by JT 101 February 1, 2021

big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls
Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.
big mike was the man.. aka ... big nutzzzz aka mister B. RIP
Usually a tall guy, can be fat, who loves to talk continously and most of the time is a basketball player. He is not always the best player, however, his size creates a balance with his overall skill. There are exceptions. I know of only four "Big Mike's", therefore I am basing my opinion around what I know of them. Only one of them uses something other then size to take the lead in a basketball game
Big Mike is a big guy
Big Mike by Anonymous April 9, 2005
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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